Thursday August 28, 2014

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Old Crap!

Paul Mc-Fart-ney
"Me and Macca go back years. So, he's around our gaff one day and me mum is making him some buns when he lets rip with the biggest guff I've ever heard. Man, it stank the place out. I admire him for his musical genius, but that was bad."
Overheard in Londoner, Poznan.

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Krakow's Most Haunted

...supposedly

According to local legend, the house - known as the Polish Amityville - is built on the site of a former cemetery where people were burned at the stake. Taken over by a man with mental illness, he one night decided to hack his brother to death in the base

According to local legend, the house - known as the Polish Amityville - is built on the site of a former cemetery where people were burned at the stake. Taken over by a man with mental illness, he one night decided to hack his brother to death in the basement. Ever since, locals say they have heard the victim’s piercing screams echoing through the night. Cor Blimey! went to investigate, and we took along Poland’s only officially recognised Ghost Hunter, Piter Shalkevitz.

As soon as we arrive Piter whips out his special equipment and heads into the shell of the house

As soon as we arrive Piter whips out his special equipment and heads into the shell of the house

We opt for the 'Ghost Meter', a handy little gadget which beeps when it senses a ghoul is nearby

We opt for the 'Ghost Meter', a handy little gadget which beeps when it senses a ghoul is nearby

Unmoved by the local gossip we venture deep into the house's bowels where the owner slaughtered his brother

Unmoved by the local gossip we venture deep into the house's bowels where the owner slaughtered his brother

We're soon joined by Piter's missus, Ania, who's using a special camera to capture any spooky activity

We're soon joined by Piter's missus, Ania, who's using a special camera to capture any spooky activity

Meanwhile Piter has begun muttering in a foreign tongue. We notice he only has four fingers on one hand and assume it's from a previous underworld encounter. He tells us his first ghostly experience was as a child when a ghoulish apparition appeared in hi

Meanwhile Piter has begun muttering in a foreign tongue. We notice he only has four fingers on one hand and assume it's from a previous underworld encounter. He tells us his first ghostly experience was as a child when a ghoulish apparition appeared in his bedroom. Ever since, he says, he has dedicated his life to hunting them down

And then we suddenly hear a spine-chilling hiss - and it's whispering our names!

And then we suddenly hear a spine-chilling hiss - and it's whispering our names!

Terrified, we spin round trying to locate its source

Terrified, we spin round trying to locate its source

And standing there in front of us with a demonic glint in his eye is Piter.

And standing there in front of us with a demonic glint in his eye is Piter. "It was only me," he hisses again, before giving an eerie half-smile

But we've already had enough and with a leap and a bound we make for the exit. Haunted or not, we couldn't care less.

But we've already had enough and with a leap and a bound we make for the exit. Haunted or not, we couldn't care less.
CB!

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